Girl Outnumbered

Before I had kids I used to hope I would not be that annoying Mom that talked about their kids all day long and the cute and not so cute things they do. Now I understand what those Moms felt. I want to always remember the silly things Diego says.

#1

Me: Diego, it’s almost my birthday.

Diego: It is??

Me: Yes, what are you getting me?

Diego: Do you like dinosaurs?

Me: Is this gift for ME or for YOU?

Diego: Umm, for me.

#2

Me: We caught the bad man Diego.

Diego: They got Batman?!!

The night we heard of Osama’s death, Diego was watching the news with me, and I was trying to explain to him what was going on.

#3

Diego: Can you buy Dylan a dinosaur, so I don’t have to share mine.

#4

Diego: I know all about dinosaurs Mom. I ‘am  a scientist.

#5

Diego: Your so pretty Mom.

Me: Thank you baby, your such a sweet-

Diego: PRETTY UGLY!!!

This is mostly my fault, since I taught him that joke.

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Diego sometimes comes up with the craziest things, out of nowhere. Half the time I'am amazed of all the information he has in that little head of his head. So I started documenting some of the things he says, so here you go:

#1
Me: Diego stop jumping off the bed before you hurt yourself, and then you will have to go to the doctor.

Diego: I take a chance Mom.

And continues to jump off the bed.

#2
Me: Diego do you want to sit on Santas lap and tell him what you want for Christmas?

Diego: No, I will tell you and you can go to the store and buy it.


#3
Diego: Mom is your pee blue?

Me: Uh, No?

Diego: My pee is blue. I went pee pee and it changed colors.

Diego used to only use his potty, now he uses the toilet, so the toilet bowl cleaner was a new thing for him.

#4
Diego: Stupid!

Me: Diego stop saying that it's a bad word.

Diego: Stup. Stup. Stup. Stup is not a bad word.

#4
I have itchieitis.

#5
Dinosaurs live in the jungle, and in museums

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